У меня вам есть что сказать, но я вам не скажу

Получил сегодня милейший спам на почту - от Девида Маека, эсквайра:

From: David Maek [mailto:maekdavid1@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 12, 2014 4:22 AM
Subject: Re.....

 There is a purpose that made me to contact you. I wish you will have

the desire to communicate with me so I can be able to let you know my

reason of contact to you.and Send me Your full name........, telephone

number..., Occupation......, Age...., Country...., Sex....,For easy

Communication.

Thanks,

Barrister David Maek (Esq.)

Ох, и заинтриговал!